Omg lady just let me put your shit in the fucking bag and give it to you. That’s my damn job when someone asks for a bag. Goddamn.
”
Do you serve gelato ice cream? I mean, gelato cake?
Customer at Yoppi
| Customer: | so, "tart" means it's tart? |
|---|
| Me: | would you like to sample any gelato, sir? |
|---|---|
| Customer: | what? |
| Me: | Would you like to sample any gelato? This is all gelato. |
| Customer: | Oh. Uh... Peanut Butter Cup. |
| [I scoop a sample. He tastes it.] | |
| Customer: | Hm. Cone? |
| Me: | Hm? |
| Customer: | Can I get a cone? |
| Me: | oh sure, what kind of come would you like? |
| Customer: | [points to waffle cone] that one. |
| Me: | Okay. |
| [I go to get a waffle cone] | |
| Customer: | Do you sell cups too? |
| Me: | ...Uh, yeah we do. |
| [I point to gelato cups.] | |
| Customer: | you have cups? |
| Me: | ...uh, yeah we have these gelato cups here for the gelato, or over on the wall near the door we have yogurt cups for the yogurt. |
| Customer: | oh okay. |
| [Customer walks to yogurt cups, then walks back.] | |
| Customer: | I'll have a medium. |
| Me: | ...a medium what? |
| Customer: | cup |
| [points to yogurt cups] | |
| Me: | we only have small and large yogurt cups. |
| Customer: | How much? |
| Me: | The yogurt is all by weight. You grab a cup, the yogurt is all over there, you put in as much as you want and whatever toppings you want and we weigh it. The gelato is sold in these cups and it's fixed price. [Point to gelato prices on wall] |
| Customer: | Oh. Uh, can I get yogurt? |
| Me: | Yep, it's all self-serve. |
| Customer: | Okay |
Seriously guys? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
Also I love how at Yoppi people like to take control of the transaction but in the wrong order. Usually pertaining to their frequent buyer numbers. They HAVE to make sure they get their reward, so they walk up and even before putting their yogurt on the scale or saying hi they go “NINE TWO FIVE, EIGHT FOUR SIX-” and I’m like “whoa bitch slow down”
| Customer: | What's this? |
|---|---|
| Me: | It's Cappuccino Crunch. It's toffee pieces and like, a coffee-flavored chocolate and it's all mixed together. |
| Customer: | Is it chewy? |
| Me: | ...Crunchy. |
| Me: | It's going to be $1.66 |
|---|---|
| Customer: | Really? But I didn't get very much. |
| Me: | ...yeah, it's only $1.66 |
| Customer: | ... |
| Me: | It's 45 cents an ounce. |
| Customer: | How many ounces is that? |
| [check on a calculator] | |
| Me: | 3.6 ounces. |
| Customer: | [says nothing the rest of the transaction.] |
| [Customer finishes gelato. Hands me cup.] | |
| Customer: | Do you want this back? |
| Me: | ...no. |
Meanwhile, at Yoppi,
a lady just payed for her $3.02 yogurt in nickels.
Nickels.
…why.
