bookworm77

axmuffins:

Tonight we go in, it’s about 1:15am.

I’m wearing my perry the platypus blanket like a cape.

He’s got his nice wool jacket on.

We make a beeline for the laundry detergent and get the smallest bottle of Woolite available so he can wash his newly coffee-dyed wool yarn.

We get up to the counter and pay, and the man working looks at us and asks, “Laundry Day?”

To which Alex replies, “Not… really…?”

And I add, “We’re dying some yarn, and we have to wash it. …. and it’s wool…?”

And the guy just stares at us for a moment is like, “.. Alright..”

So Alex grabs his receipt and we bid the man a good night and we leave.

And we get out to the parking lot I go, “That guy was totally like, ‘.. You guys are fucking weird.’”

And we both die laughing, because that’s totally what he was thinking.

The End.